Personality
Spiky but loyal. Prefers being left alone more than fussed over.
Care Essentials
Light
Bright light. A sunny windowsill is ideal.
Water
Sparingly. Let the soil dry out completely between waterings.
Soil
Well-draining cactus mix.
Attitude
Overwatering kills this one fastest.
The Honest Truth
Ignore it a little. It likes that.
Quick reminders
1
When in doubt, wait
Most plants die from too much love (overwatering) — not neglect.
2
Light first
Match the light note above before you move it around the house.
3
Bookmark this page
Your QR tag always brings you back here — no app required.
You’re in good company
Plain-language care
No botanical jargon — just what this plant actually needs.
Always on your phone
Scan the QR tag anytime. This page is your forever care card.
Grown here
Same plants Lindsay sells — curated for real homes, not greenhouses only.
Bring one home
Shop plants with care cards included
Every plant from the shop comes with a QR tag like this one — plus leather goods and original art if you’re gifting.